mamoru:

mamoru:

why does wikipedia call the torah the “hebrew bible”?

no…we call it the torah. we named it. we named the torah, and called it the torah. it is. the torah

power move. hot take. this is a power take

chikier:

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

maidofsalt:

youreflammable:

letmebegaytodd:

ummm country roads?? take me home????

to the place??? i belong????

WEST VIRGINIA?

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

I’m an astrophysicist.